Ella Lopez quotes

Discover the contagious joy and unfiltered honesty of Ella Lopez through her memorable quotes, uplifting spirits and spreading smiles.

It's always the ones you least suspect, the ones you trust the most, that hurt you. They wait until your guard is down and then wham! In my case, it was tequila.

- Ella Lopez

I mean, God works in mysterious ways. So you just got to believe that when He crushes your nuts, He does it for a reason.

- Ella Lopez

You know, joining each other at crime scenes, bantering over dead bodies. And where does that leave you, right?

- Ella Lopez

Whenever I'm procrastinating on something, I make an appointment for myself to do it. That way, can't back out. Like, for example, when I had to ask my landlord permission to get Bob, literally put it on my calendar.

- Ella Lopez