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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

- Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck


Mother

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.

- Erma Bombeck
Will

How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?

- Erma Bombeck

Housework can kill you if done right.

- Erma Bombeck
Life

Children make your life important.

- Erma Bombeck
Car Time

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

- Erma Bombeck
Computer Mind Will

I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.

- Erma Bombeck

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I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach.

- Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The method of nature: who could ever analyze it?

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bereavement is the sharpest challenge to our trust in God; if faith can overcome this, there is no mountain which it cannot remove.

- Dean Inge

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