I've had the same will since I was 8 yea... by Ron Swanson | We Heart Quotes

Government Man Years Death Parks and Recreation

I've had the same will since I was 8 years old. Upon my death, I will transfer all of my belongings to the man or animal who has killed me.

- Ron Swanson

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There are three acceptable haircuts: high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut.

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It’s pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it.

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There has never been a sadness that can’t been cured by breakfast food.

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America: The only country that matters. If you want to experience other ‘cultures,’ use an atlas or a ham radio.

- Ron Swanson

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My first ex-wife’s name is Tammy. My second ex-wife’s name is Tammy. My Mom’s name is Tamara…she goes by Tammy.

- Ron Swanson

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